Emily Costigan's New Website
This assignment thing that will eventually be a profile
Three random facts:
- An infamous early episode of Pokemon displayed a sequence of red and blue flashing lights that gave over 700 Japanese children seizures when they watched it. The episode was never aired again anywhere in the world, and the featured Pokemon, Porygon, and its entire evolutionary line have never made an appearance in the show since. The closest they've gotten is a cameo in the 4th and 5th movie openings.
- Rice is the most populuar grain in the world.
- When people drown, they aren't actually dying from water filling their lungs. They're asphyxiating. After a person inhales some water, their trachea immediately closes off and they actually suffocate to death. This is a way to check to see if someone actually drowned or if they were killed and then tossed into the water. If their lungs are full of water, then they were probably already dead.
Here's a bagel:
Here's the rest of the stuff from the tutorials that doesn't need to be given attention:
My first web page
This is my first web page
How exciting
Yes, that really is exciting. Warning: level of excitement may cause head to explode.
What this is
A simple page put together using HTML
Why this is
- To learn HTML
- To show off
- To my boss
- To my friends
- To my cat
- To the little talking duck in my brain
- Because I've fallen in love with my computer and want to give her some HTML loving.
Where to find the tutorial
| Row 1, cell 1 | Row 1, cell 2 | Row 1, cell 3 |
| Row 2, cell 1 | Row 2, cell 2 | Row 2, cell 3 |
| Row 3, cell 1 | Row 3, cell 2 | Row 3, cell 3 |
| Row 4, cell 1 | Row 4, cell 2 | Row 4, cell 3 |
Intermediate tutorial things:
This web site is about HTML and CSS.
So I asked Bob about quotations on the Web and he said I know as much about quotations as I do about pigeon fancying
. Luckily, I found HTML Dog and it said:
blockquote and q are used for quotations. blockquote is generally used for standalone often multi-line quotations whereas q is used for shorter, in-line quotations.
[Big old quotation about evolution]
According to the Bible, after six days God said screw this for a lark, I'm having a nap
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If you add the line givevaderachuckle = true; to the destroy_planet subroutine and then type ilovejabba into the console, the big bad green Death Star laser will etch Slug Lover! on the planet's surface.
| Column 1 heading | Column 2 heading | Column 3 heading |
|---|---|---|
| Row 2, cell 1 | Row 2, cell 2, also spanning Row 2, cell 3 | |
| Row 3, cell 1, also spanning Row 4, cell 1 | Row 3, cell 2 | Row 3, cell 3 |
| Row 4, cell 2 | Row 4, cell 3 | |
Some random glossary thing
- HTML
- Abbreviation for HyperText Markup Language - a language used to make web pages.
- Dog
- Any carnivorous animal belonging to the family Canidae.
- The domesticated sub-species of the family Canidae, Canis lupus familiaris.
- Moo juice
- Cat beer
- Milk
- A white liquid produced by cows and used for human consumption.
Author contact details
- 0123-456-7890
- author_dude@noplaceinteresting.com
- http://www.noplaceinteresting.com/contactme/
Bob's canine mother and equine father sat him down and carefully explained that he was an allopolyploid organism.
god lmthI have decided to decrease increase the amount of free ice cream that the State will provide for its citizens.